You might think you’re unpredictable and mysterious… but we know EXACTLY how you’ll be arriving at turkey day festivities this year. Based on nothing but your zodiac sign.
Bold, ambitious, and stubborn as hell… you’ll be sure that no one misses your arrival. Because let’s be honest here – it IS all about you.
You are NOT about to show up to Thanksgiving looking anything less than totes fabulous. And you def wouldn’t be caught dead wearing sweatpants.
You’ll be showing up with both sides of your personality this year – humor and fun.
You’ll be the first one there, the first one to open the booze, and the first one to cry. Typical cancer.
Taurus might try to out fabulous you, but we all know they don’t stand a chance. No one could be more dramatically grand than you, Leo.
We hope you’re hosting this year, that way you’ll have less to criticize.
You’re showing up armed and ready to keep everyone juiced up *just enough* to get along. No arguments on your watch.
Sure people are scared of you, but that’s their problem, not yours.
Indeed we are lucky you showed up. You make every family get together a bit more… entertaining.
You just really don’t have the patience to talk politics this year… So no need to beat around the bush (like you ever do anyway?)
You’re here for one thing, and one thing only.
And last but definitely not least, Pisces will show up and everyone will be scratching their heads thinking… what the hell was that all about? 🙄