Buying gifts for friends and loved ones is never an easy task. But it’s a lot more difficult when you’re buying for someone who is a little more… intense… than most people are.
That’s right, we’re talking about our Scorpios here.
Scorpios are complex. They’re loyal and fierce, brave and stubborn, secretive and loyal, oh yeah, and they’re sexy… like very, very sexy.
Being so complex and mysterious explains why it’s difficult to buy for Scorpios. It ends up being a terrifying process because let’s be honest, you don’t want to screw up the gift and end up on their shit list…
And trust us, you definitely don’t want to be on a Scorpio’s shit list.
Keep yourself in good graces with these 8 gifts that are perfect for the Scorpio in your life.
Psst. If you’re looking for the perfect gift for all of the other zodiacs, click here.
1. A Card Game of Absurd Arguments
Scorpios LOVE a good debate, and they love to win, and they love to laugh with their friends. Which makes this the perfect game for Scorpios. This game is won by the person who makes the best argument for why their absurd character would win a fight against the opponent’s absurd character… if it sounds ridiculous, that’s because it is. And we love it.
What the reviews say: “I played this at a friend’s house and was hooked. You don’t know you love to argue until you play this game. Especially heated arguments happen between close friends and spouses during this game and when it’s not you, it’s perfect people watching. Win-win. I wasn’t sure my family would get into it after I bought my own copy but they loved it. Heck, my 60-year-old parents were STILL arguing over whose character would win days later. It is a great game and a great ice breaker game.”
2. Moon Lamp
Most people mistake Scorpios for fire signs. And I mean, I can see why… they are pretty passionate and fierce after all. But Scorpios are actually water signs, which makes them deeply sensitive and emotional. This 3D replica of the moon is a sure way to win the affection of the Scorpio in your life. You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down… even Scorpios will swoon.
What reviewers say: “This is the perfect little lamp and it’s so surreal you actually feel mesmerized when you look at it it’s like the moon is really there in your hands! perfect gift for anyone you love.”
3. Constellation Pendant Necklace
Dainty and chic necklaces are so in right now. Enough said.
What reviewers say: “Necklace came in so fast and I absolutely love it!! Been looking for a nice gold pendant. Love the placement where it sits right in the collar bone and isn’t too close to the neck nor too low. I’m all about my zodiac and was tired of necklaces that literally spell out “Aquarius”. Thought it was so clever to put the actual constellation of my sign! And there are mini diamonds on the stars so it adds a little depth. One side of the pendant is shiny gold and the backside is matte gold with the Aquarius symbol, so cute! My cousin’s wedding is coming up, and as the maid of honor I’m planning to make gift baskets for the bridesmaids so I thought these would be so perfect to add in.. just something sweet and personal for each lady! Size and color are decent enough to wear fancy or casual! A perfect little gift. Hope the pics are helpful to see its actual size and length(:”
4. If You Tell
This book is definitely NOT for the faint of heart… So it’s a good thing you’re giving this to a Scorpio. Scorpios are fascinated with darkness and true crime. They’re also notoriously interested in horror and the occult. This true-crime story of three sisters, who lived through untold evil and abuse, is sure to be right up your Scorpio’s alley.
What reviewers say: “After almost a decade, Greg Olsen is back with the most horrific true story you may ever read. What happens behind the doors in a small farmhouse in Washington will leave even the most seasoned true crime buff having nightmares. The unbelievable acts of terror that these poor little girls endured is completely unimaginable to me. On the outside, they look like a normal family. Beautiful girls and a beautiful mom. What happens behind those doors is horrific. I’m not quite sure how these girls had the strength to make it through all the torture their sadistic mother put them through. I’m sure this was an incredibly hard book to write, but Gregg Olsen truly gave these beautiful girls their voice. If You Tell will make you cry, make your stomach ache, and break your heart. Wonderfully written!!!”
5. Scorpian Bottle Opener
This might actually be the coolest bottle opener we’ve ever seen… and who doesn’t need a bottle opener?! It’s hand-forged from iron by a blacksmith and is sure to be the most unique gift they receive this year.
What reviewers say: “This is a great product!! It’s functional and decorative. I have it on my keyring and get compliments on it almost daily. It’s the best bottle opener I’ve ever owned! I hang it from my magnet and always know where my keys are. I see there are other openers and can’t wait to try one. Maybe the blue-eyed fish for the beach house. Thx Evvy, I love it.”
6. Constellation Coffee Mug
Aren’t coffee mug’s the one thing that we’re all guilty of hoarding? We need mugs for each holiday and mugs every day of the week. We need mugs for the morning and mugs for the nighttime. We need mugs for when we’re happy, mugs for when we’re sassy, and mugs for when we’re feeling a little kick-assy. This constellation coffee mug is super chic, simple, and stylish… it’s perfect for your Scorpio coffee (or tea) drinker.
What reviewers say: “I bought this as a gift for my yoga teacher and she loved it! The mug set was packaged very securely, and it arrived quickly. The quality is very good (the constellation on the mug does not look like it will wear off quickly), and the gold spoon is a fun, whimsical addition. Great gift for astrology lovers!”
7. Little Book of Self-Care for Scorpios
Scorpios can find it difficult to turn off their ambitious and investigative energy. But 2020 is literally insisting that we ALL pay more attention to our mental and physical wellbeing. Help your Scorpio discover ways to slow down, refresh, and restore in ways specific to their sign. This book is full of tips and rituals specifically designed to benefit your special Scorpio.
What reviewers say: “I received this book as a gift and as I said, it instantly put a smile on my face! Being someone who is not only super interested in astrology but also big into my self-care routine, this book definitely piqued my interest. What were the little things I, as a Scorpio, could do to help recharge my batteries? Constance, the author, does a great job in including rituals that range from complex to simple, meditative to amusing. You’ll see things like “LEARN SOMETHING NEW’ and “KICK START YOUR DAY WITH COFFEE.” But you’ll also see “GAIN CLARITY WITH MALACHITE” and “INVESTIGATE YOUR PAST LIVES.” With every ritual you read, in the back of your mind you’ll be thinking “Yeah, that’s me!” So if you want a fun gift for a Scorpio friend or even a little something for yourself, pick this book up and crack a smile. It’ll make you see that being a Scorpio, we are truly one-of-a-kind!”
8. Edible Erotic Massage Oil
Scorpios aren’t known as the sexiest sign in the zodiac for nothing. Scorpio governs the genitals, and they’re known to be seductive, sensual, and passionate. This massage oil is a blend of coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oils that reduces muscle tension and boosts mood. And yeah sure… There’s that added aphrodisiac benefit too.
What reviewers say: “I like everything about this product. The scent is perfect, soothing, relaxing. Doesn’t leave an oily residue and doesn’t taste bad either. Thanks for a wonderful product.”
Out of all the zodiac signs, Scorpios are notoriously the most misunderstood…
Their intense and mysterious personalities turn a lot of people off initially. But the truth is that once you get past the intense and protective outer layer… Scorpios are truly loyal, empathetic, and deeply compassionate people who are extremely dependable and would do anything to protect the ones they love.
Show the Scorpio in your life some love. What’s your favorite thing about Scorpios? Comment below and let us know!
Psst. If you’re looking for the perfect gift for all of the other zodiacs, click here.
Check out our other zodiac gift guides here:
- Capricorn Gift Guide
- Aquarius Gift Guide
- Pisces Gift Guide
- Aries Gift Guide
- Taurus Gift Guide
- Scorpio Gift Guide
- Sagittarius Gift Guide
